The Emporor's New Clothes
Je suis
l'impératrice!
For those of you who have been mercifully spared the rigors of intelligence,
That's French for "I am the empress" ; the better half of you-know-who.
Whatever I wear looks simply divine on me!
And when it comes to fashion, well, I do the influencing around here! It's
exhausting really!
But when I heard about la pièce de resistance,
The Emperor's new clothes, I just had to give my approval!
My husband, although loving and fair, isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I’ve got to watch out for him, pauvre petit!
Quel
dommage pour moi, c'est la vie!
I
took one look at the weaver's work and I thought:
"where's the joie de vivre, the sequence, the savoir-faire?
It's just so sans everything! Is this a sick joke?”
And then it dawned on me:
In fashion, it’s important to make a statement, have style, take risks, be bold!
The weavers had created a birthday suite, so simple in its elegance, And yet so
daring in its transparency…
If I wasn't so clever I might have missed it!
Quelle bonne
idée!!!
I
insisted they make one for "moi" immediately!